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Last added: Rusty Russel is Satoshi Nakamoto before it was cool to be Satoshi Nakamoto

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  1. vote 0.75 Rusty's breath removes corrosion from all metals.
  2. vote -2.5 Rusty Russell only eats at one restaurant in Melbourne
  3. vote 0.5 Rusty Russell can stop you seeing porn at the IP level.
  4. vote 0.29 There are only two kernel hackers - Linus and Rusty. Everyone else is an elegant sham created by these two to make it look like they're lazier.
  5. vote 2.43 Rusty Russell has a small lguest
  6. vote -0.14 Rusty Russell could hack the name server and speed up the registration process
  7. vote 0 Rusty knows where is Anton.
  8. vote 1.2 Rusty Russell spawns Linux conferences from his brilliance
  9. vote -2.67 Rusty Russell is not fat.
  10. vote 1.33 Rusty writes his kernel code in a language that he and GCC alone understand.

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  1. vote 3.89 Rusty Russell once talked a spambot out of sending mail. It is now a well-known kernel hacker.
  2. vote 3.88 Rusty Russell wrote lguest to fork himself.
  3. vote 3.86 Rusty has a wig made out of of Bdales Beard
  4. vote 3.78 Rusty Russell doesn't travel, he routes.
  5. vote 3.75 Rusty Russell still knows what your packets did last night
  6. vote 3.75 Ali Russell (rusty's wife) has a bounty for the creator of this site
  7. vote 3.58 Rusty Russell is the penguin that bit Linus
  8. vote 3.5 Rusty Russell can hear ADSL, decode it in his head, and whistle the response down the phone line. He regularly gets 10Mbit/sec.
  9. vote 3.5 Rusty Russell inserts notes into your TCP stream live
  10. vote 3.5 Rusty Russell got to be a kernel hacker simply by looking good in Speedos

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  1. vote -5 Rusty is '"><h1>bla
  2. vote -3.69 rusty russell sucks rocks
  3. vote -3.3 Nothing to see here <script> alert("Rusty Russell pwns your browser"); </script>
  4. vote -3.17 Rusty Russell did a keynote once
  5. vote -3 rusty lives near michael ison (who is the best)
  6. vote -3 Rusty Russell believes white chocolate and beetroot will join forces and take over the world
  7. vote -3 Rusty Russell thinks of the kittens. Won't you, think of the netfilter kittens?
  8. vote -3 Rusty Russell requires sunglasses underground to shield himself from his own brilliance.
  9. vote -2.83 Although it is true that features on rustyrusselfacts.com don't kill puppies, features on rustyfacts.com have been known to kill entire packs of wild dogs.
  10. vote -2.8 Rusty Russell facts, gotta get 'em all!

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