Top 10 facts

1. -5-4-3-2-10123455 Rusty's facts will be at LCA (organisers are evil)
2. -5-4-3-2-10123454.7 Rusty Russell wrote lguest to fork himself.
3. -5-4-3-2-10123454.67 Rusty has a wig made out of of Bdales Beard
4. -5-4-3-2-10123454.6 Rusty will be chest-waxed, leather-pants-wearing, Queen-singing kernel hacker at LCA2010 - all for charity!
5. -5-4-3-2-10123454.36 Rusty Russell doesn't travel, he routes.
6. -5-4-3-2-10123454.16 Rusty Russell is the penguin that bit Linus
7. -5-4-3-2-10123454.09 Only Rusty Russell knows what Pinapple Buggermonkey means.
8. -5-4-3-2-10123454 Rusty Russell does not endorse or approve of this product.
9. -5-4-3-2-10123454 Rusty Russell still knows what your packets did last night
10. -5-4-3-2-10123453.78 Rusty Russell can change IP Law by flushing.

Worst 10 facts

1. -5-4-3-2-1012345-5 Rusty Russell thinks of the kittens. Won't you, think of the netfilter kittens?
2. -5-4-3-2-1012345-4.75 Rusty Russell did a keynote once
3. -5-4-3-2-1012345-4.67 Rusty once retreived a whole turkey from his own buttocks, roasted and ready to eat (complete with cranberry sauce)
4. -5-4-3-2-1012345-4.4 Although it is true that features on rustyrusselfacts.com don't kill puppies, features on rustyfacts.com have been known to kill entire packs of wild dogs.
5. -5-4-3-2-1012345-4.21 rusty russell sucks rocks
6. -5-4-3-2-1012345-4 The mere existence of Rusty Russell predicates the existence of this site.
7. -5-4-3-2-1012345-3.75 Rusty Russell spawns beeps.
8. -5-4-3-2-1012345-3.67 Nothing to see here <script> alert("Rusty Russell pwns your browser"); </script>
9. -5-4-3-2-1012345-3.25 Rusty Russell is a Rocket.
10. -5-4-3-2-1012345-3.2 Rusty Russell is not even Drunk

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