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Last added: Rusty Russels speaks C, C++, Java, and a little English

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  1. vote 1.2 Rusty Russell spawns Linux conferences from his brilliance
  2. vote -2.4 Rusty Russell believes white chocolate and beetroot will join forces and take over the world
  3. vote 2.67 Rusty Russell doesn't patch kernels, he patches monkeys
  4. vote -0.4 Trained LCA pigeons could not poo on Rusty's head.
  5. vote 2.5 In NetFilter, Rusty Russell Owns You!
  6. vote 2 When Rusty stares hard into the distance, he see's his own head.
  7. vote -2.5 Rusty Russell only eats at one restaurant in Melbourne
  8. vote 0 Rusty Russell has visited this website at least once
  9. vote 1.25 Women never assume Rusty Russell is asking for a date without reason.
  10. vote -0.33 Rusty Russell has actually shouted all the linux.conf.au conferences on his credit card

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  1. vote 5 Rusty's facts will be at LCA (organisers are evil)
  2. vote 4.7 Rusty Russell wrote lguest to fork himself.
  3. vote 4.67 Rusty has a wig made out of of Bdales Beard
  4. vote 4.6 Rusty will be chest-waxed, leather-pants-wearing, Queen-singing kernel hacker at LCA2010 - all for charity!
  5. vote 4.36 Rusty Russell doesn't travel, he routes.
  6. vote 4.16 Rusty Russell is the penguin that bit Linus
  7. vote 4.09 Only Rusty Russell knows what Pinapple Buggermonkey means.
  8. vote 4 Rusty Russell does not endorse or approve of this product.
  9. vote 4 Rusty Russell still knows what your packets did last night
  10. vote 3.78 Rusty Russell can change IP Law by flushing.

Worst 10 facts

  1. vote -5 Rusty Russell thinks of the kittens. Won't you, think of the netfilter kittens?
  2. vote -4.75 Rusty Russell did a keynote once
  3. vote -4.67 Rusty once retreived a whole turkey from his own buttocks, roasted and ready to eat (complete with cranberry sauce)
  4. vote -4.4 Although it is true that features on rustyrusselfacts.com don't kill puppies, features on rustyfacts.com have been known to kill entire packs of wild dogs.
  5. vote -4.21 rusty russell sucks rocks
  6. vote -4 The mere existence of Rusty Russell predicates the existence of this site.
  7. vote -3.75 Rusty Russell spawns beeps.
  8. vote -3.67 Nothing to see here <script> alert("Rusty Russell pwns your browser"); </script>
  9. vote -3.25 Rusty Russell is a Rocket.
  10. vote -3.2 Rusty Russell is not even Drunk

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