Top 10 facts

1. -5-4-3-2-10123454.78 Rusty Russell wrote lguest to fork himself.
2. -5-4-3-2-10123454.67 Rusty has a wig made out of of Bdales Beard
3. -5-4-3-2-10123454.38 Rusty Russell doesn't travel, he routes.
4. -5-4-3-2-10123454.22 Only Rusty Russell knows what Pinapple Buggermonkey means.
5. -5-4-3-2-10123454 Rusty Russell is the penguin that bit Linus
6. -5-4-3-2-10123454 Rusty will be chest-waxed, leather-pants-wearing, Queen-singing kernel hacker at LCA2010 - all for charity!
7. -5-4-3-2-10123453.86 Rusty Russell can change IP Law by flushing.
8. -5-4-3-2-10123453.78 Rusty Russell still knows what your packets did last night
9. -5-4-3-2-10123453.55 Rusty Russell used the money from the rustcorp IPO to travel back in time and prevent it from happening.
10. -5-4-3-2-10123453.54 Rusty Russell's grandmother makes him sweaters without threads.

Worst 10 facts

1. -5-4-3-2-1012345-5 Rusty is the shiz
2. -5-4-3-2-1012345-4.67 Rusty Russell did a keynote once
3. -5-4-3-2-1012345-4.5 Rusty Russell: crises are good!
4. -5-4-3-2-1012345-4.4 Although it is true that features on rustyrusselfacts.com don't kill puppies, features on rustyfacts.com have been known to kill entire packs of wild dogs.
5. -5-4-3-2-1012345-4.21 rusty russell sucks rocks
6. -5-4-3-2-1012345-4.18 Nothing to see here <script> alert("Rusty Russell pwns your browser"); </script>
7. -5-4-3-2-1012345-4 The mere existence of Rusty Russell predicates the existence of this site.
8. -5-4-3-2-1012345-4 Rusty once retreived a whole turkey from his own buttocks, roasted and ready to eat (complete with cranberry sauce)
9. -5-4-3-2-1012345-3.5 Rusty Russell re-writes Paul Fenwick's code during Paul's lightning talks.
10. -5-4-3-2-1012345-3.43 Josh is a tool... rusty russell

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